i wish there was a non-assholeish way to say “our friendship has run its course, you make me uncomfortable with your feelings and a lot of shit you do pisses me off bye”
There we go.
So last night I was pretty high and thought lol ima draw a happy lil face in this banana cus why the fuck not
I CAME DOWNSTAIRS THIS MORNING AND NEARLY PISSED MYSELF
I HAVENT STOPPED LAUGHING AT THIS
I hate when they make you describe yourself on the first day of school like???? me????? tired angry egg trying to live an honest life
Dick riding IS NOT a form of transportation!!!!!!!!
not with that attitude
do parents feel offended when their kids call themselves ugly like hey those are my genetics you’re talking about
No amount of kisses,
cups of tea,
or core-shaking laughs
will fix you.
You have to save yourself.
You have to
for that peace.
— (via bl-ossomed)
imagine niagara falls….. but chocolate milk